Argument over Pink Flamingos

Argument over Pink Flamingos
A dispute broke out Friday morning when a Bonita woman accused her neighbor of stealing her Mexican themed pink flamingo.

Penelo-p Pinkinstink walked outside Friday morning to count her flamingos and discovered her Mexican themed flamingo was missing. She noticed flamingo footprints leading from her front yard to the street and called the police. Pinkinstink assumed her neighbor Jose Curvo, a soccer fanatic, took her flamingo in preparation for the world cup game later that day.

Sheriff Jessi arrived at 123 Wagonwheel Way at 11:31 a.m. but did not find any evidence linking Jose Curvo to the crime. Curvo was preparing to watch the Under-20 Women’s World Cup Mexico-Germany game when he heard accusations against him. Curvo denies any involvement.

Pinkinstink has been collecting flamingos since the age of three. She has collected over fifty flamingos. Pinkinstink did not see Curvo take her flamingo. She believes he did because he is a dedicated fan of the Mexican team who had a game shortly after the crime took place.

Sheriff Jessi would not issue a search warrant and will not press charges on Curvo citing lack of evidence. This angered the already emotional Penelo-p who will continue to fight until she gets her Mexican themed pink flamingo back.

-Courtney Thornton