A dispute broke out when a Bonita woman accused her Mexican neighbor of stealing a pink flamingo from her front lawn Friday morning.
Penelo-p Pinknstink , a resident of 123 Wagonwheel Way, claims that her neighbor, Jose Curvo, stole a Mexican themed pink flamingo from her collection of over 50. Pinknstink called Sheriff Jessie, who arrived on the scene at 11:31 AM. The sheriff said that if more evidence is found a search warrant will be issued on Mr. Curvo’s house. Pinknstink hopes Sheriff Jessie will press charges against Curvo.
Pinknstink was getting ready to leave her house when she went outside to do her routine head count of the flamingos. She noticed that her Mexican-themed pink flamingo was missing and saw that the thief had left little flamingo footprints in the lawn, suggesting that the flamingo had been played with before the thief left the premises. Sheriff Jessie, however, did not see any footprints.
During a press conference later that day Pinknstink admitted to not seeing Curvo on her lawn with the flamingo. “No one else would have taken it, ”said Pinknstink. Curvo is a soccer fanatic and the under 20 Women’s World Cup match of Mexico Vs. Germany was starting at noon, so he would have had time to steal the flamingo. Though he claims he was at his house on Wagon Circle, preparing for the game. “ I would never steal a pink chicken,” said Curvo. “It probably went back to the zoo.”
Pinknstink was very distraught and practically in tears when she arrived at the press confrence. She has been collecting pink flamingos since she was 3. “I love pink.” says Pinknstink, who was dressed in entirely pink attire. “People think I’m crazy.”
- Keana Cowden
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